we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Randomize
