I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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