i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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