its not stalking. its research.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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