Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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