I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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