Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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