none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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