I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Your cock deserves a montage
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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