You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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