OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
How external is "for external use only"?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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