i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
