Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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