Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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