whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
This toilet bowl is my home.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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