No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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