Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The struggles of a small town man whore
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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