Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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