I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
where does the pee come out of this thing
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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