thus making me awesome and them whores
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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