So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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