the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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