i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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