you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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