windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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