Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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