I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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