You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
