come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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