Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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