Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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