FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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