kristin has been a bad kristin
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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