im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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