I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
