Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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