Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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