Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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