New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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