it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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