i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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