New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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