my being single is dangerous.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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