If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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