No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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