The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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