The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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