That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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