I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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