but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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